Flaunting your thigh like a newly acquired Chanel handbag is illegal. This is an excessive and improper use of mini. Why would you flaunt your most treasured region like that? With all the authority vested in this court, we hereby declare this Actus Reus! (Guilty). You see, we have started speaking in tongues already because of this act. And for forcing us into premature spiritual exercise, we order you to pay N10 million.