Disadvantages Of Being Handsome
Story by Charles Osakwe
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I'd say i'm a pretty handsome guy, and girls tell me so so i have no reason to argue, but I did notice that it only started later in my life, i guess i matured well idk.

Plus i work out more, eat healthier and dress better than I used to, so i'm sure that makes a difference.

So I have noticed a stark difference in the way i'm treated (remember i live in the US so it may be different for US readers)

1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination

2. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men- The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I'm trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay- The stereotype in the US is if you're an attractive well dress man you're gay as Americans expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7.Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with.

8. Voltrons- You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name- lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she'll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she'll tell everyone you guys were 'talking' or 'had something'. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They'll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.

Like i said, I've probably matured well but it didn't used to be this way. Either way I'm happy with the way I look now.

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Handsome
Senior | 10/24/2012 11:37:18 PM
i 100% vote for no.3, 6 & 9
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Hmmm.....good looks wahala
Chyke | 10/25/2012 12:20:39 AM |
Dis article is very funny but its 1 one of d most true article ever. Dat number 1, 3, 5, 6 nd 9 are 100% correct. Useless ladies will come ur way n gays will be admiring U. But honestly speaking, if d writer is d guy whose picha is up there, then he isn't all dat attractive. I have seen better looking dudes. Our very own Ramsey Nouah can defeat dis 1 na. Me sef fine pass dis 1 100 times. I still say d article is so true.
Really nfc?
Sly | 10/25/2012 12:58:45 AM |
You should know better,why use the picture of a Turban wearing Holy guy? I'm sure there are lots of straight male Mdels who looks just great like this.Please thread carefully.
PS
Sly | 10/25/2012 1:44:42 AM |
Next time you need to post the picture of a jaw dropping good looking dude,just ask my corporate self. Check me out on fb. Useless women and gays don't even dare look at me.I'm beautiful in a masculine way, with a Six pack Macho body.Get the picture ladies?
Modesty
lola | 10/25/2012 4:00:11 AM |
let someone else blow that trompet for you, then we would consider believing it. maybe....

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. thank God for that.
Chyke
chibuzo | 10/25/2012 11:32:04 PM |
if indeed he is the one, then it doesn't say that he is the most handsome man in the world. It simply says that he hs handsome. s****d brains.
no coment
violet | 10/25/2012 8:53:20 AM |
no coment on this trash
baffles
uche | 10/25/2012 12:10:39 AM
i don't realy understood dis ur story
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chai
Ruth | 10/25/2012 12:38:23 AM
dis guy is handsome.
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yep
cutie | 10/25/2012 12:47:00 AM
thats wat am talkiin about anyway am glad my adamu is far more cuter,how lucky am i.....my tomato jos adamu i love u die ooo...... muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....oya lala go hug transformer
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really???
armani | 10/25/2012 12:56:35 AM
Like seriously wats d point I mean wat message r u tryin to pass cos I dnt get?
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Must a handsome guy be fair ?
MACHO | 10/25/2012 2:55:53 AM
Nfc, next time, u need not go to the U.A.E 4 a picture of a handsome dude, just ask some of us here on this site and u will have ur mind blown away. Wetin dey 4 Sokoto , dey shokoto
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It is a gift
Chybyke | 10/25/2012 3:48:22 AM
The solution is simple just have an ACID BATH and i tell you nobody man or woman gay or non gay will look at you twice.
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NFC-YOU FALL MY HAND OOO
Tolotolo | 10/25/2012 4:36:51 AM
NFC WHY? This article was culled from nairaland! The least you coulda done was at least reference the source. E no good ooo,this na person intellectual property wey you just pass off like say na you get am. This thing wey you do get name ooo-na plagarism.

Well sha,make you try bring the other one later sha,cos na 2 parts- disadvantages of being pretty. That one too good but abeg reference am make you no lose the credibility wey you get-you ku ku know as them dey take yab you for hia.

Lest I forget you suppose try update your site too naw,make people get the option to like comments and dislike.. I sure say lalaland go trend well. I get enough ideas for you sha ooo. But nothing is for free abeg!! lol
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Tolotolo
Me | 10/25/2012 7:20:01 AM |
a.k.a Goat.
Impostor ME
Tolotolo | 10/25/2012 9:21:08 AM |
As you take think am say you be goat na im be say you be goat.

You dey work for NFC abi? and he pain you say I don expose una,anofia like you.

Pronounce your name, then add goat join na wetin you be be that.

Sha be careful make them no use you do sallahbration cos them go just chop u like chicken.
Must a handsome guy be fair ?
MACHO | 10/25/2012 4:53:45 AM
Nfc, next time, u need not go to the U.A.E 4 a picture of a handsome dude, just ask some of us here on this site and u will have ur mind blown away. Wetin dey 4 Sokoto , dey shokoto
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human beans
Apple | 10/25/2012 5:31:23 AM
OK... Em what lesson did i lean from this? that human beans are never satisfied! you ugly wahala! you fine trouble!
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correct urself
abby | 10/29/2012 5:43:53 AM |
Human being not human beans
dats real
obinna | 10/25/2012 7:25:58 AM
i concor with everything u said. Am just a living withness. All my ladies and gentle men, am so handsome that most people call me mammy water son, i mean. Every body admire me alot, but the annoying thing is dat most girls tell me that am too handsome to be their BF, and some say dat am a player. B4 GOD AND man, I have no GF.
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dats real
obinna | 10/25/2012 7:26:49 AM
i concor with everything u said. Am just a living withness. All my ladies and gentle men, am so handsome that most people call me mammy water son, i mean. Every body admire me alot, but the annoying thing is dat most girls tell me that am too handsome to be their BF, and some say dat am a player. B4 GOD AND man, I have no GF.
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THE GUY IN THE PIC
NEVER MIND | 10/25/2012 10:16:13 AM
THE GUY IS BEAUTIFUL NOT HANSOME
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Men in action
Patrick adeyemi | 10/25/2012 10:48:30 AM
Ai dont no wy male ar in luv wif men.
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Men in action
Patrick adeyemi | 10/25/2012 10:53:52 AM
Ai dont no wy male ar in luv wif men.
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Arrogance
Marcus Garvey ll | 10/25/2012 2:34:57 PM
The picture looks like that of Michael Jackson--the living dead. What makes him think that he is so handsome? Because women and girls have supposedly said so?

And what of his intellect? Somehow, he does not seem to be a good reasoner. The way he describes people he reagards as inferior is outright disrespectful and childish.

I would not want to have my daughter coming home with someone of his calibre,in spite of what he thinks of himself.
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Yes
Obasi. C J. | 10/25/2012 10:29:10 PM
Very correct. Especially the last paragraph!
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handsome
may | 10/26/2012 6:57:05 AM
love the article .it is true,especially in the developed world.
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Hogwash
Miss Carrey | 11/2/2012 8:29:40 AM
Mxm, u can't even write proper English. An attractive man has a clean sheet through and through. What's the use of good looks of someone who will embarrass you with his unrefined speech when you invite him to an outing with friends?
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HANDSOME THINS
EDET EKEBO | 11/12/2012 12:53:12 AM
I go for number 3 5 nd 6
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Hi
Mirza Q | 1/31/2013 9:03:13 PM
Your absolutely right with your observation and practical.. handsome person faces these kind of things.. i guess i am now more motivated against those who are against me and will going to be..
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I AM VERY HANDSOME!!!
Handsome Stripper | 2/10/2013 5:07:50 AM
This is very true. I am glad that you wrote this story. I can relate. Number 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 and 9 are very true!
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Date me
Linda | 3/8/2013 12:40:36 PM
I dont mind dating u..tihi hi!..i could do somethn abt ur speech and treat u right
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