If you're in Nigeria or you have the Nigerian blood running in your veins, kindly read this. If you find yourself doing any of the things listed below, then surely...
U dey do opening prayer 4 Night Club.- Na God go slap ur mouth.
U come back from dubai dey form British accent.- Na rat go chop ur mouth
U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss.- 4 where na.....mumu
U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am.- Why u no add yeast join am....olodo.
U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting.- Na yeye dey worri u.
House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher- Hahahahaha....u don die.
U de say Terry G's music dey inspire u- unto which level!! madness
U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.- continue u go soon see am
U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free browsing has stopped working.- Lolzzzzzzzzz... ..mad man
When pastor talk say 'Do something crazy for the Lord' u come carry church offering run- na who wan chase u?.....Click the link below to go to...I am not desperate to marry.I believe that God's time is the best STATEMENT FROM MR FEMI OTEDOLA FOLLOWING THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DELIBERATIONS ON THE BRIBERY SCANDAL TODAY[PICTURES] Nigerian Singer Justina Survives Car Accident In Germany Popular Nigerian Musician Deported From UK Over FraudWhen Kate Henshaw Raised Higher WHO IS AFTER FELIX DUKE?
Charisma | 6/17/2012 4:00:49 AM
Hahahahahahahah LWKMDDD Reply this thread
FIRSTLADY | 6/17/2012 4:13:01 AM |
LMAO FIRST TIME CHECKING THIS SITE ON A WEEKEND. TALKLESS OF SUNDAY! LMAO ANYWAYS FUNNY ONE! HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS
Charisma | 6/17/2012 4:18:05 AM |
Happy sunday to u akakpu lady how body? U no go church?
FIRSTLADY | 6/17/2012 4:37:24 AM |
I DEY, HOW ARE YOU?
Angel | 6/17/2012 4:23:52 AM |
Really funny indeed.
Lalaland | 6/18/2012 4:23:09 AM |
I dont get any of this as I live in AUSTRALIA since i was 15! So what does all these "jokes" mean? Am confused!....**confused face** on!
Sly | 6/18/2012 7:11:10 AM |
Shiit head,it means to say,if you dey live for Ajegunle and you say nah Australia,you dey kid your yaself.Mumu.
Mrs Akudo | 6/17/2012 4:35:43 AM |
How re u babe,home peeps nko? nice sunday.
Z£dd to€¥ | 6/17/2012 8:54:09 AM |
Dat crap is writen by lala/lolo!......as clownish an trashy he is himsef hisssssssssssssssssss!
Ghost | 6/17/2012 9:36:48 AM |
Your father na palm wine tapper for village dey tell people say na Dangote born U
craze dey ya head
Garri na ur breakfast nd U dey take pitcha with corn flakes
Na poverty U go die put
Your height na 4:0 nd U dey tell people say U wan go contest for beautify pageant
U never kno aw far
hapiiiiiiii | 6/17/2012 11:30:07 AM |
Sly | 6/17/2012 1:57:29 PM |
Dat picture,hmmmm, no be Lala be that,as him dey go him base for Ajegunle?Chai! Hunchback eye don see.
Gozy | 6/17/2012 4:58:48 AM
Lala mumu president una sopos dey 4 dis mumu talk here. Adamumu nd nneo where u guys Reply this thread
Lalaland | 6/18/2012 4:22:03 AM |
You dey craze for head!
Gozy | 6/17/2012 5:01:36 AM
Firstlady where iz ur mumu busy President? Reply this thread
FIRSTLADY | 6/17/2012 5:39:06 AM |
MY PRESIDENT IS RIGHT BESIDE ME ABEG. DONT BE JEALOUS ABEG
Adamu Garba® | 6/17/2012 5:25:58 AM
U be ANT and u dey struggle so Hard to Fall ELEPHANT down
- Ha!! Ha!! - Na BIG FART go make ur intestines comot from ur Ynash
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!! Reply this thread
gina | 6/17/2012 7:26:03 AM
Smh.. Old gist 4 bbm: form ur own n stp copying other pple! r*****h• Reply this thread
Rosicky | 6/17/2012 1:34:49 PM
Av read dis on fb, So bring sumtin new. Reply this thread
N' Brown | 6/17/2012 3:28:03 PM
A police recruit was ax in exam,wht wil u do if u're ax 2 arest ur mother,he said"call 4 backup. Reply this thread
N' Brown | 6/17/2012 3:33:04 PM
If u reciv dis txt;snd it 2 de person u lov,de 1 u h8 & de 1 u wish 2 kil,nw kip guesing y i snd it 2 u. Reply this thread
Queen | 6/18/2012 2:26:02 AM
Boko Haram wan finish ppl and una come dey crack jokes here, hmmmmmmmmm! na die una dey so. Reply this thread
sammy | 6/18/2012 7:15:28 PM
u no get teeth u dey drag for bone y guys no go cal u umayor bone Reply this thread
Sammy | 6/18/2012 7:19:13 PM
u no get teeth u dey drag for bone, y guys no go cal u umayor bone. Reply this thread
toju | 6/19/2012 5:30:49 AM
poorness or poverty na wa kill this man so Reply this thread