A frenzy of hitching up and breaking up appears to have hit the entertainment industry lately, but whose style is best?
Story by Morenike Taire
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THERE were shock ripples last year in Nollywood and beyond when, wearing a lacy, virginal white gown, Mercy Johnson walked down the proverbial isle of one of the more upscale churches in Lagos. It was difficult to recognize the keen exhibitionist with the body so curvaceous as to inspire poetry in male fans. “Lord have Mercy!”

The new generation actress looked positively innocent, as though butter couldn’t melt in her mouth. She did not seem to notice that a good many of her colleagues had boycotted the event. It did not matter, either, that some woman on the other side of the world was crying blue murder , protesting violently that the groom on the occasion painted above was still married to her legally. Since the aggrieved was not present to protest the nuptial ceremonies went on according to schedule and the duo was pronounced man and wife.

It is different strokes for different folks, as the saying goes, and as gory details of marriages get in the public space more and more, so do details of separations. Once upon a time, no entertainment couple would admit to a break up, let alone actually sharing the details.

Whatever got in the public space was mostly a mixture of fiction and conjecture, and mostly the figment of the imagination of the gutter press. Take for instance, the break up between singer Nice and his earstwhile wife Tony Paine. The two said little, giving no details and keeping virtually mum as the public painted for itself whatever picture it wanted.

It was to be a different sort of style for celebrated talking drum genius Ara, who jumped over the broom only to jump right back on the wrong side within a space of time some might have considered indecent. She gave them scant opportunity to do so. She wasted no time in coming out and telling it all.

It did not matter if it was only her own side of the story that was being heard, when everyone knows one side is only half the story. If the husband- whom she clearly accused of violence and domestic abuse, did not deem it fit to deny allegations or at least share his own side to the sordid story, the former wife cannot be accused of being dramatic, nor the public and the press thought to be one sided.

If anything, thumbs up should be given to Alex, her PR detail, for having the good sense of turning a bad affair into rather positive publicity.

In the meantime, Jenifa superstar Funke Akindele appears to have morphed into the character she created, if only for the drama and the indiscriminate romantic carryings on. Her publics regarded her with as much pity as disgust when news hit the newsvines last month of her intention to tie the knots with some Moslem guy who already had one wife and who, according to popular opinion, has every right to practice polygamy.

Funke offers no explanations to her teeming fans who generally think she could have done better in her choice of man. Her silence might not be misconstrued, and might be misconstrued for guilelessness as it has been for a long time for 2face Idibia, who is still so beloved regardless of his sloppy romantic dalliances.

At least she does not sound as confusing as recently divorced Kate Henshaw who, like Ara, respected her fans enough to share the most recent alterations in her marital status with them, but ends up overkilling the whole thing. To make matters worse, she brings in the daughter of the union with her Englishman ex, actually going as far as saying the poor child is the most important party in the whole thing! Really?

And then there is Asa, who is in a class of her own, as usual. She it was who took a matter to court about some parties accusing her of carrying on romantically with her manager who, by the way, is a woman. She has made no public denial.


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Ar u serious
Dupe | 6/1/2012 2:35:29 AM
Realyyyyy!!!
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Nfc
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 3:09:37 AM |
Mtchew! We know nah! Shebi us forumites (the good ones that is) have been hitting the nail on the head to those nollysheitwood people tey tey about these their useleness but still those murder-fhuckers will continue to be doing all these bad bad things! Listen here o morenike there aint nothing no body can do about this tidal wave of husband snatching for nollysheitwood! The men marrying these stewpid women are as stewpid as these women themselves! They are boh second hand in the highest order, so let us leave them to their devices cos they will never be happily married anyways! All i can advise you now morenike is that if you aint married, make you too no go marry married man o and if you are married, keep your hubby and tie him TIGHT to your wrapper cos taking what doesnt belong to these nollysheitwood women is now in FASHION!!
Lala...LMAO
Nneoma | 6/1/2012 3:27:33 AM |
Lala, biko hapum ooooo! How can one tie a grown up man to a wrapper?...LWTMB oooo, even if a woman succeeds in tying a man to her wrapper, d he-goat among then will still stretch out their neck to do some looking & touching while d woman walk abt her daily business. But seriously it will never be well with any BABALAWO who's behind d charm of husband snatching trend in nollywood.
Nneo
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 7:44:39 AM |
These men are just fasinated with these nollysheitwood women o! When them marry them finish nah, i bet that they will regret it, cos them go come realise say the women na asshawos for even marrying an already married man! They are all low maintenance asshawos! Mtchew!
lala
Nky | 6/1/2012 6:18:53 AM |
Um?adviser general,i dey hai u for ds ur comt oo hehe lol...
nky our new friend
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 7:48:30 AM |
These women no get one shame for their embarrassing bodies! Na we dey shame for them, them no shame for themselves at all. the annoying thing be say you go see them wearing WHITE wedding dresses for their yeye wedding, marrying an already married man with children o, like say they are innocent! they really are MURDER-fhuckers...MURDER because they killed a marriage! The men too are soooo stewpid! When them see some yeye nasty yansh for television, all them wanna do na to fhuck the yansh regardless of where the yansh has been! Tufiaaaakwwwaaa!!! Nasty! Mtchew!
lala lol
Nky | 6/1/2012 6:34:12 AM |
Lala my new frn, i agree wit wit ya on some point hehe!but come to think of it, we surprise mbanu he don tey tey nah!?some nollywd actress nw prefer location more dan anything ha abegi Nky baby now wat to knw oo dahhhh
nky our new friend
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 8:06:29 AM |
Welcome to our side...aha....I knew you would come to us sooner or later...
Lala
Nky | 6/1/2012 8:26:04 AM |
Lala ha noooo,no b all mata i go come 4 una side oo hehe wen it comes to my mbaise grl genny or aki nd pawpw i no dey oo lol....
nfc, ini
crystal | 6/1/2012 10:24:18 AM |
my hottie shd hav bin mentioned, thoug her own snatching saga is age long, Ini edo I mean.
LALA THE ANIMAL
FIRSTLADY | 6/1/2012 3:25:26 PM |
DONT YOU FEEL s****d, YOU ARE HERE COMMENTING AND REPLYING TO YOURSELF. ONLY YOU MONOPOLIZED THE PHUCKING STORY! ANOTHER BORED A$$ GOAT!!
ARKPALARA Sheitlady
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 11:16:19 PM |
Bored monkey on roller-skates òdé! No one need to comment cos I answered the question for EVERYBODY!!! My comment made a valid point so no one needed to comment no more! Oh yea as my existence is killing you so come n bite my hairy yansh! Stewpid EDIOT! Mtchew!
Who cares'
Angel | 6/1/2012 2:59:08 AM
All this cock and bull stories. Divorce is now the order of the day in Nigeria Entertainment world. Nothing surprises me..............
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Non-submissive
Emmaizzy | 6/1/2012 3:24:38 AM
Non-submissiveness is d cause. Firstly,2 celebrities coming together to marry,is a very had thing,wen u can't handle RUMOURES,dat goes around them. Secondly. Many Female celebs,nolonger submit to their spouse. As an actress of artist,learn how 2 stay at d home front,more than u go 4 movie locations or clubing,nw that u are married. U can't eat ur cake and av it. Tanks
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Emmaizzy
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 8:24:57 AM |
You read the topic properly so or what?!? Mtchew!
Wetin i do?
Lalaland | 6/1/2012 1:00:29 PM |
Pls. Lalaland. Since av been entering dis site,av never had reason to xchange beef,dislyk,or hatred to with anybody. Pls. Pls and pls. Abeg,no do ham wit me. I dont exchange insult wit sumone i dnt knw. Abeg. Tanks
Marriage
Z£dd to€¥ | 6/1/2012 3:49:41 AM
Are we suprised about all dis fame huntin an greedy actresses? No! Dey mind d fame mindless d shame.
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Zeed toey
marimarswth@t | 6/1/2012 8:56:28 AM |
Zeed toey, why cant you for once be audible. Is it that you cant speak wela or u cant write wela, which one? You knw what? You are just a Moron that need a little education 'EWU OFIA'
zeed toey swt
marimarswth@t | 6/1/2012 9:01:13 AM |
Zeed toey, you will soon be a nuty husband of the whole single nolywood actresess. i***t of unknown calibar catch uuuuuu mumu
Nollywood actresses so rude
Fatima | 6/1/2012 6:00:32 AM
if you have ever been around Nse Ikpe Etim you will understand why Nollywod marriages break up. super total beitch
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Fatima
Jenny | 6/1/2012 9:24:40 AM
It is everywhere not only nollywood,go to our streets u wil see many ladies in d name of marriage break up.leave my actresses alone let them enjoy their freedom
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Hmm
Teemaa | 6/1/2012 11:50:06 AM
If dem lyk make dem marry nd brake na deir wahala,na God dey catch dos longa trot men wen dey marry dem.s****d men.
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HMMM
DIVINE | 6/14/2012 6:23:41 AM
NA WA O
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rAtsUtYfMGepIiW
Rastaman | 8/20/2012 1:36:18 PM
PS. It doesn't use ptrace-it uses kpbeors, which does not guarantee catching of exit calls. Kprobes allow you to catch any global system call, whereas ptrace seems geared mainly to signals.Also, if you are using a diskless system and trying to transfer stuff over the wire and need a binary form for speed, systemtap is useless.
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