Are we the only ones who are seized with dread anytime we see the headline of an interview with TV presenter and red carpet fixture, Denrele Edun? You just know for certain that he will say the very first thing that pops into his head, and it’s not always the smartest thing. Like today’s interview with the Punch. Or maybe it’s understandable. When you’ve been called gay for so long, and someone asks you about marriage you overcompensate. Call this the first in our new series: The Weird Interviews of Denrele Rajeev Edun Volume 1. Denrele’s wife, in his own words: 1.“She has just got to have a flat tummy.”
2.“She has just got to have long legs.”
3.“She has just got to have a slim figure.”
4.“I need a woman who will like me for who I am: a weirdo.”
5.“I need a woman who will not try to change me because she will never succeed.”
6.“She must be neat.”
7.“She must be the type that wears clean underwear.”
8.“She must be ready to wear high-heeled shoes all the time like me.” (Does he wear them high-heeled shoes when he’s playing daddy and mummy?)
9.“The woman I will say, “Yes I do” to must not be afraid to flaunt her sexuality.” (Em, considering the meaning of ‘sexuality’ does that mean she has to let the world know if she is, say, straight, lesbian or transgender?)
10.“I mean, if a man doesn’t look at my lady, there is something wrong somewhere.”
11.“So, she must be a head turner.”
12.She must be able to cook because I like good food.
13.“Importantly, the lady that I will give the wedding ring should have a wild streak because I wake up every morning with a loud shout.”
14.“I expect my idea woman to do the same.” (what kind of shouting does a married couple do in the morni— Oh. Never mind.)
15.“I like my woman to have a reading habit.”
16.“She must be in love with books.”
17.“She should be able to talk because I am a chatterbox.”
18.“She must…”
19.“I expect…”
20.“I need…”
21.“I demand…” Give her a cape, a Marvel Comics name, and her own superpowers and it’s apparent – Denrele wants a female “Avenger”. Thankfully, all this is just by the way. Because, you see, even though he tells the interviewer he is “a ladies’ man”, he also says: “I’ve not achieved my goals yet. I’m still young. And to admit the truth, I’m too scared of the commitment of marriage right now.” Darling, if we had your kind of list – we’d be scared too. Click the link below to go to...EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: Funke 'Khadijat' Akindele Weds Amaroof In Style**Genevieve Nnaji SightedBREAKING NEWS: Funke Akindele Secretly Weds Almaroof [PICTURES]EXCLUSIVE: Funke Akindele's Fiance, Almaroof Wedding Picture With WifeFunke Akindele's Hubby Revealed**Becomes Second WifeFUNKE AKINDELE'S WEDDING PLAN TO OSHODI BIG BOY, ALMAROOF THREATENEDFunke Akindele Splashes N25m On WeddingCELEBRITY QUOTE: I have found true love -Funke AkindeleMore Pictures From Funke Akindele’s Nikkai On ThursdayWhy Funke Akindele Secretly Performed Wedding Ceremony With Almaroof**Get ‘Khadijat’ As Islamic Name
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ANNA | 5/26/2012 11:32:20 AMDenrele just say ur looking for a hot foreigner def not 9ja girls Reply this thread
Sly | 5/26/2012 11:41:42 AM |
Barking dogs don't bite.He's 200 percent GAY!! Lalaland | 5/28/2012 3:32:55 AM |
Continue dreaming o....cos you aint gonna get no woman! Mtchew! You think we were born yesterday abi? Mtchew! Ray | 5/28/2012 2:00:17 PM |
Like u always dream of Aussie,let me help u,pls follow the available desert to Aussie 4 quick arrival.GOAT lolo | 5/26/2012 11:42:54 AM |
karen wld hav been ur correct match only that she has stout legs not straight long legs that u dream of...but not withstanding u can manage her so as to follow her and enjoy the money from big brother if it is still remaining...since u bought d form for her Light | 5/26/2012 12:20:34 PM |
Crap...make you shurrup dat your silly mouth. I beg these women don suffer, every monkey dey choose also. Anyway, na him good for the women...gold diggers. Denrele, he be man? no be female gay abi? everybody too dey talk, make we hear...we don tire for all these yeye people. Mrs Akudo | 5/26/2012 1:32:58 PM |
Chineeeeeeeeeeeke! Ihe emebiela! Ngwere agbaala aji! Forumites can u see umu mmuo(ghost)dancing MAKOSA? Denrele talking of marriage,i nu kwa m echichi! Obi na awa anya! So u follow 4 men abi? Ok o,we re waiting 2see who u go marry. Action | 5/26/2012 2:57:35 PM |
ahahahahahah Mrs Akudo mrs Akudo | 5/26/2012 3:10:37 PM |
Action no laf 2much o cos I dey vex as u see me so. Anyroads,laf shaa. Ngwa Denrele over to u, if u get wifey now,na u go be mr abi na mrs? just asking shaa........ ADAURE | 5/27/2012 5:07:49 AM |
i have been on this site for somtime and still marvel at ur level of stewpidity u want this u want that,come out of the furking close and tell ppl u want a tranny for a wife stop deceiving tour self and ppl who cant see tru u,FACT the kiss with charle boy(another GAY guy who wount come out of the closet)said it all I mean what else is there to say to u ur body language and talk says it all. ADAURE | 5/27/2012 5:10:05 AM |
FYI you just described yourself fag
Angel | 5/26/2012 11:37:19 AMSorry my dear Denrele, even though i have all these qualities mentioned above; i will not go for a low life gay like you. You don't have good qualities but you searching for a perfect woman to play Jesus Christ for you.......No way....... Reply this thread
z£dd to€¥ | 5/26/2012 1:23:24 PM |
Angel don't st*t 2 dey luk 4 my troubu again o dis one we u de yab us e b lyk say I go slap ur puff puff chiks again o bt I'll 4giv u now an nt wen u ripit dis trespassis again u fantom of noisy drum I no get ur time joor. As 4 brotherhood in d devil's pasage, my cock 4 gay? 4 Gay only!!!}|{=2\± Angel | 5/26/2012 1:57:33 PM |
please go and f**k yourself........dirty thing like you Anonymous | 5/26/2012 5:29:58 PM |
Get your act together,moderfuker!! LUMY | 5/29/2012 10:59:33 AM |
Mr attention seeker,furk off dis site,before i hang u on high tention with ur cork,ode!!!! I dont knw wots proud abt avn sex with ur like kinds,pervert child...hehehehehe,if u woona play gay for rent,pls take it elsewhere&if ur cork is becoming unstable,u can stick it in a frozen chicken in ur freezer or stick ur cursed man hood in d toilet.....omo iranu.
chiyoma | 5/26/2012 11:38:42 AMOri o da, kuni.omo oshi. wait till thy kingdom come for your dream wife. no reasonable naija woman will marry a fellow woman like you,Ewu,kposhikposhi Reply this thread
chiyoma | 5/26/2012 11:41:07 AM |
i wanted to say kini, Omo Oshi. lolo | 5/26/2012 11:43:39 AM |
this is just his excuss to remain GAY! chiyoma | 5/26/2012 12:07:37 PM |
Lolo i hope you dey enjoy your weekend for Aussie greet Lalaland for me, as for Denrele he is an irritating gay,let him marry himself. lolo | 5/26/2012 4:19:34 PM |
ok o..my dearest lalaa has worked so hard here needed some rest..put his feet up u know what i mean..while myself n our homies represent Lalaa | 5/28/2012 3:35:09 AM |
dearest, i don return o. the tasmania weekend trip was good, our friends tia n tamara say make i greet you and that you must come for a long weekend next time o. Ray | 5/28/2012 1:53:18 PM |
Sharrrrrap!fufu seller,no be only greet,na kill dem tell u to kill lolo.village lay about,local champion! Ray | 5/28/2012 1:48:31 PM |
4 inside d kitchen wey u dey,u still dey claim Aussie.Agbero girl,mgbeke.warri old cow! Lalaland | 5/28/2012 4:42:13 AM |
Am good dear, thanks for your greetings. Hope you are doing great yourself. xoxo Ray | 5/28/2012 1:55:41 PM |
Doing good selling ur fufu i guess.anyway,how market? LUMY | 5/29/2012 10:48:04 AM |
Why is dis washy story coming in not long after his gay patner(chaley boy)denied being gay. Suddenly dey became scared of dia sexual prefrencies,cowards,bunch of hypocraites....let him continue dreaming abt a woman,cus its only in dreamland dat his gonna get married,......PYSCHO,yaba first born.
real pinapple | 5/26/2012 11:43:48 AMHahahahahahahaha no be small thing sweetheart you are not very ready to get married anytime soon cos know woman born of a woman will ve all this qualities cos know one is perfect, so look for another story to tell us Reply this thread
jasmine | 5/26/2012 12:08:04 PMif all wishes were horses,the f**ls too will like to ride,what have you got to offer that you are having high expectations,women with these qualities go for real men Reply this thread
sandy 4 real | 5/26/2012 12:27:26 PMWhat a low life u av......wife Ko woman ni,Odeeeee. Reply this thread
ask dewere | 5/26/2012 2:40:57 PMEvrybdy knw Y??????? r gay,so koshi joooo!!! Reply this thread
smile | 5/26/2012 2:53:01 PMYou guys shld spare denrele. Even if he's gay,that's his life. Please,you guys shld grow up. 90% of homophobics are gays,lesbians,bisexual n transgenders... Bcoz you don't behave like a guy wen you re a lady or you don't behave like a girl wen you are a man doesn't mean you aren't gay.. Wise up nigerians... Leave them alone Reply this thread
Light | 5/27/2012 9:46:41 AM |
Smile, make thunder fire your mouth. Na you want tell us make we leave am alone....na God create you abi na devil? Una be lucifer agents way de destroy the society by supporting evil, going contrary to God's commandments. That's why the world dey roar and tumble right now, so so evil everywhere. Na wetin?
Honey | 5/26/2012 3:05:15 PMThis boy em no girl is going mad, abeg make una fain chain b4 em go enter market. I 1da if this i***t has a family? I can never be proud of hving a brother like dis. Make i even ask u, who wan marry a dick sucker like u? Get a life abegi Reply this thread
Apple | 5/26/2012 3:14:31 PMLook here Denrele abi na wetin be that your name, you are gay so please stop f**ling yourself thinking you are f**ling us, go and marry Charly baba..why do you want to waste a woman's time when you no you are GAY? MTCHEW. Reply this thread
smile | 5/26/2012 3:24:37 PMYou guys shld spare denrele. Even if he's gay,that's his life. Please,you guys shld grow up. 90% of homophobics are gays,lesbians,bisexual n transgenders... Bcoz you don't behave like a guy wen you re a lady or you don't behave like a girl wen you are a man doesn't mean you aren't gay.. Wise up nigerians... Leave them alone Reply this thread
smile | 5/26/2012 3:26:32 PMYou guys shld spare denrele. Even if he's gay,that's his life. Please,you guys shld grow up. 90% of homophobics are gays,lesbians,bisexual n transgenders... Bcoz you don't behave like a guy wen you re a lady or you don't behave like a girl wen you are a man doesn't mean you aren't gay.. Wise up nigerians... Leave them alone Reply this thread
finky | 5/26/2012 3:44:35 PMU wey no fine wey dey luk for miss perfect.Becos ur mama dey wear dirty underwear na him make u dey luk 4 clean gal gal.s****d i***t.c d shape of his mouth too ugly a tin Reply this thread
Omo Oba | 5/26/2012 4:11:54 PMHe wants a woman who must fit into his description and imagination but must accept him as he is. What a selfish and grandeous lunatic. He must be bipolar. Anyway I honestly do not blame you. Women have made themselves cheap since the have replaced their consideration for their choice of men from love with riches and wealth. Reply this thread
Leanie | 5/26/2012 7:36:38 PMMan must be dey dreaming. He should have wrote... 21 ways to stay gay!!! Reply this thread
MADAM | 5/26/2012 9:34:50 PMThis boy don craze finish, na just the waka wey join craze man work na hin still dey hard Derenle so, if not the baggar for don enter market from since before. Reply this thread
see more | 5/26/2012 9:45:55 PMdenrele u re a gay , everyone knows that , and u see all what s where come usa and u will get all Reply this thread
mind ur biz | 5/26/2012 10:53:21 PMPls let him be! U guys just write to sell ur name. He didn't say such. Whatever makes u'all tink cos he keeps his hair nd dress dat way he's gay? He's gay yet he has a son? Nd wat if he is? What's ur stress? Alot of 9jerians nd celeb out there are gays afterall doing tinz codedly. So pls leave him alone nd stop hating. Reply this thread
Kau | 5/27/2012 7:24:49 AMsounds like he needs to marry himself. I don't think there is another person on the planet that is as superficial and infantile as he sounds. These guys try to copy the i***ts we have here and they fail miserably. On the other hand, if he stretches Lil' Wayne he could be the b***h and have a perfect marriage. Good luck on finding what you are looking for, but take a closer look in the mirror. I think you'll find your wife there. Reply this thread
mimzkid | 5/29/2012 3:09:20 AMMk him dive into de deep ocean and get mummy water as a wife! Cuz I knw his dream woman is in de sea!! Dirty thing!!! Mtchweeeee Reply this thread
Divine | 6/27/2012 10:05:43 AMi wonder a girl that will agree top get married to this world notorious gay b*****d Reply this thread
stella | 6/27/2012 4:38:16 PMhe is jst too gay for my liken,he f**ks charlyboy and he is oretending to like women ,he is a gay foeever Reply this thread
KimberLee | 7/5/2012 2:50:19 PMDenrele has a son o! A four year old cutie who schools in the UK. This is just an act to get you guys talking and alas, u all fell for it. Get a life all you haters and i must say, denrele is a good looking kid too Reply this thread
Tawala | 10/25/2012 10:08:00 AMGuys, guys, guys! Let's not judge him. It's his life. He lives it the way he wants. God be our final judge. Reply this thread
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